turnipfritters:

*uses snap chat as a rudimentary drawing program instead of exchanging naked pictures like a normal person*

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scottbaiowulf:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

Skeletons can’t hold their liquor
It goes right through them

scottbaiowulf:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

Skeletons can’t hold their liquor

It goes right through them

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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klavierr:

omfg

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This is life’s ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.

Countdown to Halloween → Death Becomes Her (1992)

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disgustinganimals:

whored-oeurves:

onlycatgifs:

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disgustinganimals
Why is he being rewarded for this? He’s not contributing to society in any way

he’s probably being taught how to collect dust bunnies.  i wouldn’t underestimate the power of a disciplined owner.  it takes a lot to turn this sort of beast into a functional member of society.

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iamcountalucard:

Bayonetta 2 - Metroid Costume

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

dashingicecream:

that cute wittle face wont fool me